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Katia. 21. Undergrad at the University of Texas at San Antonio.

A day with my period (aka, Shark Week).

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
  • See also: Oh you're sleeping over tonight? Lemme rage in the middle of the night so you have a fun little surprise in the morning! I'll bet he'll think you're super totally awesome cool.
thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: The sheer cliffs at the mouth of Sydney Harbor have long been a popular Australian suicide spot. But they’re about to get a lot more deadly — the local man who is credited with talking at least 160 people out of killing themselves since 1964 died this week.
Window-watcher Don Ritchie, known as the Angel of the Gap, could spot the troubled ones from his home across the street; he’d wander down to the cliff-edge and calmly ask, “Can I help you in some way?” More often then not, he could. He’d chat with them a bit, then invite them back to his place for a cup of tea.
“My ambition has always been to just get them away from the edge, to buy them time, to give them the opportunity to reflect and give them the chance to realize that things might look better the next morning,” Ritchie once said. “You just can’t sit there and watch them. You’ve got to try and save them.”
[advocatingprogress]

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: The sheer cliffs at the mouth of Sydney Harbor have long been a popular Australian suicide spot. But they’re about to get a lot more deadly — the local man who is credited with talking at least 160 people out of killing themselves since 1964 died this week.

Window-watcher Don Ritchie, known as the Angel of the Gap, could spot the troubled ones from his home across the street; he’d wander down to the cliff-edge and calmly ask, “Can I help you in some way?” More often then not, he could. He’d chat with them a bit, then invite them back to his place for a cup of tea.

“My ambition has always been to just get them away from the edge, to buy them time, to give them the opportunity to reflect and give them the chance to realize that things might look better the next morning,” Ritchie once said. “You just can’t sit there and watch them. You’ve got to try and save them.”

[advocatingprogress]

(via jayarebee)

Fun weekend full of birthday celebrations.

Fun weekend full of birthday celebrations.

lickystickypickywe:

If this would happen to me, nom with Barack and Michelle, I think my whole intestinal system would go Code Blue.

Add Hillary C. and it’ll end with me first gasping for air, eyes would roll frantically,  I’d then faint and just die.
Right at the table.

This maze hanging near the crosswalk at DT UTSA projects this shadow about midday.   (Taken with instagram)

This maze hanging near the crosswalk at DT UTSA projects this shadow about midday. (Taken with instagram)

Il Bastardo. Sometimes I choose my wine solely based on quirky labels.  (Taken with instagram)

Il Bastardo. Sometimes I choose my wine solely based on quirky labels. (Taken with instagram)